I clicked over the ticket website in the message and found that this movie is listed as featuring Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus. At which point my confusion was enough to warrant a phone call. My girlfriend is obviously more up on these things than I and got me (mostly) straightened out. This situation is this:
Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person, the former apparently being the stage name of the latter. Fine. But why do they list it that way? Does she have some sort of multiple personality disorder? No, wait. That's Britney Spears. Or me on a bad day.
Miley Cyrus is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, the guy who put mullets on the map and sang that silly song "My Achy Breaky Heart," and nothing else if I remember correctly. Didn't he also have some raging drug problem? Does he still have that hair?
Miley Cyrus (or Hannah Montana) has a television show in which she appears as both Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana. How do they manage that? Different outfits? Different accents? Sounds confusing. It's on the Disney channel, which is a cable channel, and we continue to be the last family in the United States without cable television (to my daughter's horror and my delight).
But THANK GOD tickets were SOLD OUT! So in my twisted mind I get credit for agreeing to go without actually having to endure and hour and 14 minutes of trying to figure out whether I'm watching Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus. I mean, seriously, I've got enough to figure out in my life already.