Figs, lavender, and cheese: You can't have it both ways

Friday, June 19, 2009

You can't have it both ways

Or rather, just because you can does not mean you should. I like shoes; I like boots. But this is just wrong.

And if you are reading this blog and have these shoots (or boos), I'm sorry, but I think they are ugly.

Don't worry, I leave fashion and return to food soon.

10 comments:

Joanne said...: Aw, C'mon! Haven't you ever had cold ankles and sweaty toes? These platform bandles could potentially solve all of life's issues for those who suffer from these 2 issues....

fugly, YES! but knowing what the fashionistas will wear, I will be surprised if I don't see these Bandals on the streets of Manhattan this summer.... (for those anorexic ankles); June 19, 2009 at 11:47 AM
Cid said...: Ugh, I'm with you.; June 19, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Purple Flowers said...: UGLY!; June 19, 2009 at 12:16 PM
Kate said...: "fashionable" shoes these days are pretty ugly generally.; June 19, 2009 at 1:45 PM
ANFQ said...: There is just no reason for that hideousness. Ever. Anywhere.; June 19, 2009 at 4:22 PM
Ginny said...: Let me guess, they are going for $250 too. Such a deal!; June 20, 2009 at 7:35 PM
Debie Napoleon said...: Truly ugly.; June 21, 2009 at 6:41 AM
Anonymous said...: They've gone beyond hideous and straight into shiteous.
Ick.
But I love the name "shoots"; June 21, 2009 at 7:48 PM
KatieGirlBlue said...: Heeeeheeee...BOOs. I agree.

I also loathe the little ankle boots (or, as I call them, "I Get Paid For Sex" boots) that were so popular last winter.

Of course, I still wear pink Uggs, so I'm probably not on the cutting edge of fashion...; June 22, 2009 at 8:36 AM
Kimberly said...: That shoe is just WRONG.; June 22, 2009 at 5:44 PM

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