Look! Sarah Palin is resigning!
Sigh. Big news usually waits until I am on vacation to happen. It's so wrong: Something of this magnitude, and I am without Salon.com and HuffPo to explain it all to me. Not that I really need it. In fact, I have to say I nailed this one.
Huh. Bet she's headed down to South Carolina to see if she can be their governor.
And why not? It looks so much easier. Apparently you can leave the state to cry in Argentina for five days and for much of it get away with people thinking you are hiking the Appalachian Trail. Duh. Did anyone not notice he packed swimsuits instead of hiking boots, bug repellent, and duct tape? And the good state of South Carolina keeps chugging right along.
Imagine my delight when my analysis was confirmed (almost) in this video by Sarah Palin herself, introduced by the lovely and talented Sara Benincasa.
She says it's for a vacation, but I think she's just being coy. And do you think they will notice down there that she is not a citizen of South Carolina? I'm thinking not! At any rate, more Sarah Palin in the news is good news for me. And you know why.