Who does this to dish towels?
But most of all, we want to know
Who stole Daddy's panties??
Husband gets up nearly every morning at the ass crack of dawn (these days in the dark) to go riding. He rides up hills that would take me all day and include stopping for a nap, a picnic, and the like. He kicks some serious ass, which is why in his fifties, he has a physique most twenty-somethings would envy. Point is the dude deserves a little respect, don't you think?
The other morning, he returns from his ride, lays out his socks and underwear for the day on the bed, and gets in the shower. He returns to . . . nothing. Socks, gone. Underwear, gone. He wonders if he imagined laying them out. Further investigation reveals the underwear . . . clear on the other side of the house, under the dining room table. On its way to the kittens' lair, in the office where we make them sleep? That's what we're thinking.
But what we really want to know is
Who done it?
Here are the suspects:
She looks innocent enough,
but he has the look of a convicted felon. However, I don't think anyone should be fooled.
What do you think?
And the socks? Our house cleaner apparently found one of them and returned it to a dresser top. The other is still missing.
Yes, we're worried.